Joke

 I recollect those occasions when we 

dey go for our neighbor 

window make we for see 

TV watch, that sibling 

na Bachelor, he no dey permit us 

come inside so we go just dey 

sneak go im window, in the event that I tell una 

wetin this Brother dy do with 

aunt ifeoma the single direction dy fry 

corn and every one of those aunt in 

our road in view of common 

Highly contrasting Tv, una go say I 

wear ruin so make I no discussion am 

today... 

At long last my dad come hustle, save 

save come get one, he even purchase 

that numerous shaded glass wey 


dey make the photos hued, 


una recollect that glass? 


Okocha's head fit be green, his 


stomach yellow and his legs blue, 


that glass dey go individuals to 


chameoleon I swear...... 


As my dad purchase this Tv, chai we 


cook rice call party, we even convey 


am go church go commit, We 


come dey stand by cause Nepa to bring 


light make we start flex am, you 


realize that thoughtful tension nah, Few 


minutes Up Nepa!!!!!!!!!! 


My dad was outside, the speed he 


take surge , Usain jolt no fit 


match am, As he plug the Tv, 


Nepa take light . .. Fiend is a 


Liar!! 


My dad no gree comot once more, 


we all remain there, Nepa 


should bring this light ooo, as God 


may have it they come bring am 


back, this time on the off chance that you wan yell 


my dad go soo eye you, make e 


no be the primary yell make them 


take am, so we just dey yell the 


Up Nepa inside our psyche!! As my 


Father on am, una know say the 


thing they open like window ornament, e 


never open completion, Nepa take light 


once more... 


This happened like 5 additional occasions, 


we no see light once more, One day, 2 


days, Multi week, fourteen days 


No one see light, E come be say 


our transformer wear blow , 


Chai on the off chance that you see my dad that 


time you go pity am 


Infact in the event that you bite meat and my 


father hear the sound, you go 


disclose to am the reason the 


Transformer blow, he will whimper 


your ear such a lot of you will begin 


yelling up Nepa, Na so we dey 


for a very long time no light... Na my 


Father wey no been dey gree pay 


Nepa charge assemble individuals we come 


dey go house by house dey 


gather cash make we take 


fix the transforner... 


The Money wear total and na 


Like tommorrow them go fix 


the light, Na im outfitted burglars 


come for night come take the Tv. 

 




My dad won't ever recuperate since 


that day!!! What's more, Light dey 


consistent at this point!!! 


Youth sweet kick the bucket!! 


I wan return abeg, bcoz they tricked me to develop up.😰😢😥

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